I sit down when I pee for a few reasons.
1- I can't be bothered standing there for that long (drink lots of water, big bladder)
2- if the mrs thinks I'm sitting for a reason she'll be too afraid to come into the bathroom and ask me questions or tell me about her day
3- as per point 2, she won't expect me to be finished any time soon.
4- too many times i've stood there just to think "while im here..."
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