I love my girlfriend. I have changed a lot of things in my life in order to make our life as a couple better. I have made many sacrifices, including not farting in front of her because she thinks it's disgusting.
But now she's asking me to do something that feels extremely weird. She wants me to pee sitting down.
She claims that regardless of how careful I am about aiming correctly, my urine still splashes around the toilet and the floor, creating an unsanitary environment in our bathroom.
Her little niece and nephew spend a lot of time in our home, so she's asking me to do it "for their health and wellbeing". I am all for protecting everyone's health and wellbeing, but to pee sitting down feels very feminine (read: gay) to me.
A quick Google search revealed that some men do it for health reasons, but I like to stand tall and proud when I whiz. And I would be willing to give this a try for a day or two, but I would hate to become "that guy who pees sitting down".
Any thoughts?
