Timothy, You are a hoot!
I enjoy your humor...while I do find it somewhat disrespectful in nature.
You are mocking those with real ability, and making an entire thread about it.
These threads are here for people to openly discuss the paranormal occurences or experiences they would like to get answers to or that they cannot discuss with friends or family. People like you will discourage and hurt those who have nowhere but here, to go with their beliefs.
I hope that you are having fun, at the expense of real people experiencing real phenomena.
GABO....I get...Taco Bell
Albalida....Just guessing from experience in spellcrafting..I would say you are trying to have a baby...a fertility spell.