:O Animal abuser? Got to call the police!
Me: Hello?
Police: Hi, Timothy. What's your problem?
Me: Stacy Turner is an animal abuser! I heard he kills frogs, cats, dogs, mooses, horses, pigs, cows, elephants, snakes and lions!
Police: :O That's terrible! I'll be right there.
*handcuffs Stacy*
Police: You're going to jail, Stacy Dorcas Turner!
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