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Originally Posted by Bruce Achterberg  Gandalf had to go on a quest (probably a Bear walk with Steve and Erin) before he was 1337 enough to summon giant eagles.
(If I remember correctly, technically that's not true since think Gandalf summoned eagles before he became 1337, but my fuzzy memory of that part of the movie serves my intention to make a jokey post so I'll pretend that I don't remember.)
Gandalf: if you're out there, please summon a giant eagle to fly me to Steve seminar. Thanks, man.  |
Bruceyberg! Where have you been all my life?
I don't think Gandalf is very 1337. I bet he couldn't even turn on a computer. He'd go smacking it with his staff until one of the hobbits showed him the "on" button.