What about Pastafarianism?
Pros:
Political clout (note the "Happy Holidays" message on George Bush's cards)
Cool outfits
Freezable and microwavable
Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's" are much easier and more fun to follow than some of the bullying and conflicting alternative religions' "commandments."
non-geographical
Has an Internet game
Sexy (see Pirates)
"Hell" is not so terrible (the beer is stale and the strippers have STD's)
Free to join, but sky's the limit on profitability (not a pyramid scheme, unlike other religions)
Cons:
Fattening
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