Awwww, first day, and I'm already fired...
Although I was fully aware of what I was doing... skipping the important parts and going straight to the generic bits! I'm sure I'll never live this down. I'll be known as the guy who moderates for awareness, but just wasn't aware of it.
Thanks for the humorous welcome, though.
It seems that every time we let our ego get too big, there's always a mistake to be made to remind us who we are.