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WanderingOak · 06-17-2009, 09:00 PM

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

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Charismatic:Only 1

Hands are already in the air.

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Pentecostal: 10

One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

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Presbyterians:None

Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

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Roman Catholic:None - Candles only.

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Baptists:At least 15.

One to change the light bulb, and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

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Episcopalians:3

One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

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Mormons:5

One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

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Unitarians:

We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs

work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore

a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

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Methodists: Undetermined

Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.

Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

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Nazarene:6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

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Lutherans:None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

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Amish:
What's a light bulb?

06-17-2009, 09:00 PM	#1239 (permalink)
WanderingOak Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 846	How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charismatic:Only 1 Hands are already in the air. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pentecostal: 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Presbyterians:None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roman Catholic:None - Candles only. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baptists:At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Episcopalians:3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mormons:5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Methodists: Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nazarene:6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lutherans:None Lutherans don't believe in change. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amish: What's a light bulb?