A tourist walking through the Scottish highlands comes across a grumpy old Scotsman.
Tourist : Good Day, why so down ?
Grumpy Scotsman : You see that barn there by the hills ? I built it with me own two hands. Do you think they'd call me McGregor the barn-builder ? No.
Tourist : OK
G.Scotsman : And you see that bridge over by yonder ? Built it meself. Do you think they'd call me McGregor the bridge builder ? No.
But you ♥♥♥ just one goat .....
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