A new doctor opens an office near a college campus
One day, a lovely young student enters and asks for a check-up.
Take off your clothes, the Doc says.
She does and the Doc is aghast at seeing a rash on her chest in the shape of an ' H '.
Doc : How did you get that ?
She : Well, it's my boyfriend. He attends Harvard and is so in love with his college, that he keeps on his college jacket at all times, even when we make love. And so the ' H ' on his jacket has made an imprint on my chest.
....a few days later ...
Another beautiful student enters and asks for a check-up
Take off your clothes, the Doc says.
She does and the Doc is aghast at seeing a rash on her chest in the shape of a ' Y '.
Doc : How did you get that ?
She : Well, it's my boyfriend. He attends Yale and is so in love with his college, that he keeps on his college jacket at all times, even when we make love. And so the ' Y ' on his jacket has made an imprint on my chest.
....a few days later ...
A beautiful blonde student enters and asks for a check-up
Take off your clothes, the Doc says.
She does and the Doc is aghast at seeing a rash on her chest in the shape of a ' M '.
Doc : Dont tell me, you have a boyfriend and he attends Michigan
She : No, but I do have a girlfriend who attends Washington
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