My ego loves this.
I'd be the epitome of debauchery and revellry. I'd make a mockery of the world, and take pleasure in scamming the world. The bigger the prize the better the sport.
I epitomise the message that anyone can be and do anything. I am honest, and loving... but I still can't get enough of my debauchery and revelry! I share my message with the world in the intention of liberating as many people as possible from their slumber.
I spend my time in a state of futile uncertainty and apathy. I hold a mediocre job, I binge on alcohol at the weekend and feel miserable most of the time.