A man was walking down a road and happened upon a travelling tent revival. He decided to stop and heard some serious hell-fire brimstone preaching. When the preacher was winding down, he asked folks if they needed to be prayed for, to line up in front of him.
The man got in line and when it was his turn the preacher asked him, “What do you need prayers for?”
He responded, “My hearing.”
With that the preacher stuck a finger in one ear, placed his other hand on the man’s forehead and prayed up a storm.
When he finished he asked, “So how’s your hearing now?”
The man looked puzzled and replied, “I don’t know. It’s not scheduled until next Thursday.”
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