A woman who has had bad experiences with 3 past husbands posts an ad for the perfect husband.
" Wanted. A Husband who wont leave me, wont beat me, is great in bed "
After a few suitors rang her doorbell, got interviewed and rejected, came an interesting candidate.
He had no arms and no legs.
She: " How can I be sure you wont leave me ? "
He : " How can I ? I have no legs "
She : " How can I be sure you wont beat me ? "
He : " How can I ? I have no arms "
She : " Are you good in bed ? "
He : " How do you think I rang the doorbell ? "
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