[Andy4]

I know a lot of you girls could write volumes on this one but please, contain yourselves, give all your fellow girlfriends a chance and besides, if you give us too much praise you might just confuse us and spoil the effect.

Listen, we'll never be able be able to multi-task or give a barbed comment with a smile on our face but hey, we cant be talented at everything now can we.

It's time to let us out of the doghouse, You know that you want to, look at our cute little choochy faces, and wagging tails, are'nt we just too adorable?

If we are well behaved I'm sure we'll get a run round the park, If we are really well behaved you might just fill our doggie bowls with beer instead of water.

We'll sit on the sofa, hand in paw, curl up and watch match of the day together.

Then if we are really, really well behaved (freshly showered and still sober) you might just invite us to get our leg over.

Ah, doggie heaven!

Before the PC brigade, male and female, jump on my case, this post is just a laugh, don't burn your bra or your boxers on my account.

all the best, keep taking the tablets, they work!

Andy.