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Originally Posted by Acting Like Godot  Really.
Well now, the next time you pray to God and He actually answers in whatever way, just take care that it wasn't Satan in disguise.
How would you know?  |
Didn't you read the part above about discerning spirits?
I don't pray for answers. God is not an oracle, or some sort of divine, slot machine, where you put some money in and out pops a little card with your fortune written on it (well, maybe he is for you).
I pray that I may have the courage and strength to keep to Christ's word and not fall for every superficial, glitzy teaching that comes along, courtesy of your paymaster.
Actually, I am quite adept at channelling.
Is anybody there?
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yes, Elvis here. Howdy, y'all!
Is there anything you would like to tell us, Elvis?
Ahem, well ...
You look like an angel ...
Walk like an angel ....
Talk like an angel ...
But I got wise ....
You're the d**** in disguise,
Oh yes you are,
D**** in disguise.
Thank you very much.
