More Waxy dark humor:
A few years ago I got a scare from what turned out to be an electrolyte deficiency. Later on, I made light of my somewhat-unsettling increased understanding of heart function and nutrition by mini-spoofing
this tune Quote:
Love ain't like potassium
You get too much, your heart stops and you die
Not enough, your heart stops, you die
It's so nuts, you'll cry
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Oh, and bananas? Piffle! If you want a good dose, go with blackstrap molasses and skin-on potatoes instead...