Steve Pavlina Is A Robot
Oh, sure, he SEEMS normal. But underneath that warm exterior is cold, unfeeling ROBOT.
Don't believe me? Just look at the facts.
1. He provides helpful personal development information. As if he was PROGRAMMED to do so.
2. He used to post frequently but now posts less often. Reason? His RAM hasn't been updated in years.
3. He is constantly Twittering, an enjoyable, monotonous activity where machines are involved.
Also I'm fairly sure he can shoot eye lasers.
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