Wife to husband : ' Honey, would you like me to fix you eggs benedict with roast potatoes, ham, bacon, sausages, fruit salad, freshly brewed coffee and orange juice ? '
Husband reply : ' No thanks dear, ever since I've been on Viagra, I've lost my apetite '
...some time later
Wife : ' Honey, would you like a nice lunch. I'll prepare your favourite steak with mushrooms, sauteed onions, corn, carrots and a cold beer '
Husband : ' No thanks dear, ever since I've been on Viagara, I've lost my apetite '
....some time later
Wife : ' Honey, why dont we enjoy a nice French dinner with jacques coquille, lobster thermidor, tiger shrimp, scallops. We'll open the caviar and that fine French champagne to complement the meal '
Husband (tempted) ' Well, .....actually no thanks dear, ever since I've been on Viagara, I've lost my apetite '
Wife (exasperated ) : ' Well then, can you get off me, I'm starving '
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