DoAnyOfYouExist,
Dude you have to be a "smoker."
I used to be.
You are insane, dude. I am not making fun of you, but I can't help not find the humor in the situation. I just imagine myself there and being a spectator. I would have been rolling on the ground laughing and probably got my butt kicked. Take it easy, man/woman.
I don't know your gender. I am a guy. Joshiepoo3000 probably gave you a hint. Lol.