Wow. Just wow.
What's it like at the pit of despair anyways? Is the weather nice?
Sorry, I'm doing small talk because you have me at a bit of a disadvantage. There is nothing that anyone can give you that would help you out of your hole.
I could go on about how life is nothing more than awareness and experience. Perhaps throw in something about not really owning anything at all, because you aren't really you. I could even mention something about egoic views and negativity, and how they go hand in hand.
I dunno, it's just not worth the effort really is it? (and it really wouldn't take much effort at all.

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I think the only thing I could ask is: If it's so painful, why are you still here? I mean, someone in your position would either just remove themselves from the world, or make the choice not to and work on getting out of the pit. You seem to enjoy being that deep in the pit, and staying there. Why?!?