Two guys were sitting at a bar and one says to the other, "You know what has five teeth, weighs 300 pounds and has hairy armpits?" "No." says the second man. "Your mama!" says the first. So the second guy is outraged and wants to take the first outside for an a** whoopin. The first guy says, "Whoa, it's just a joke! Now you have something good to get your buddies with." So the second guy calms down and later on one of his friends sits down next to him. "You know what has five teeth, weighs 300 pounds and has hairy armpits?" The guy asks his friend. "No." the friend answers. The guy grins and says, "My mama!"
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