I dont' know what to say.
First what I want to say is: You didn't really read anything anyone posted did you?
Second would probably be something like: Wow, thats quite a pity party, hows that going for you? Bored of it yet?
Thirdly I would like to say: I'm 29, never had a girlfriend, noone anywhere in my life that I could even consider, and yet I'm as happy as a clam.
Perhaps it's not your situation, but your outlook.
But what I really want to say is: This guy is boring! It's time for cake! Who's with me?
