This guy walks into a bar and sees a pirate with a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch. So he asked how he got them. The pirate said "Well, I got the peg leg from the sharks eatin' my leg off, got the hook from gettin' me hand chopped off in a duel, an' I got the eye patch from a seagull poopin' in me eye." The guy replied "You lost your eye to seagull droppings?!'' and the pirate said, "Well it was me first day with the hook."
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