Here is how they figure out cholesterol level. They take the age of your husband. They multiply that by the number of shoes that he has. Then divide that by the number of children that he has. Multiply that by how many miles he lives from Washington DC.
Multiply that number by zero. The answer is zero.
Then you add to that (zero) the amount of HDL (good) and the LDL (bad) and add one fifth of the triglyceride level. That is how they get it. Triglycerides divided by 5 and add HDL and LDL.
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