Two termites walk into a bar and ask, "Hey! Is the bartender here?"
An oldie but goodie:
A piece of string walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! You're a piece of string! We don't serve your kind here!" The string steps outside, bends over and musses his hair wildly. He walks back in, and the bartender says, "Aren't you the piece of string I just threw out of here?" The string says, "I'm afraid not!"
Really oldie but goodie:
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"
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