Perfect! Exactly what I mean by relative truth!
I am no longer here, and at the same time, I am here.
You are an enormous bore, and yet I continue to engage with you.
I have figured you out, and yet I have no interest in understanding you.
You can have the last word, as I'm no longer here.
By George, I think you've got it! It's easy to see the truth in both sides of an apparently contradictory statement, if you look, and if you're supple.
Happy trails to you, John.