I think your post was some sort of joke, but I'll treat it as if you're serious.
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No opportunity to show and improve my intelligence? That sucks.
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There are no grades in prison.
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No assessment of how I am doing from a teacher's perspective? That sucks.
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You don’t need financial aid in prison.
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I don't need financial aid in college. Most students wouldn't need as much if they were good at making and handling money.
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In prison, you get to see your family more often.
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There are no summers, spring breaks, or winter vacations in prison.
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You get more sleep in prison.
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Why would you want to sleep your life away? I get 7-8 hours every day, and that's plenty!
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Laundry is free in prison.
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Laundry is so cheap that it's practically free.
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You don’t have to worry about job placement in prison.
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I'm so loved wherever I work, that I still have old employers asking me to come back. I don't have to worry about job placement in life.
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The food is better in prison.
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Are you serious? Frozen pizza is even better than the food in prison!
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You don’t have to apply to prison, just get convicted.
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Go to a community college, if you must. They accept everyone.
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In prison, you can get out early for good behavior.
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In college, you get out early for good knowledge. Look at how fast Steve finished.