Oh God... Thanks for your awesome advice all, but I'm still lost! Would you please help me choose a dozen concrete goals for 2009?

I generally tend to pick way too many goals at the same time and in the end I reach none of them! I'd like to avoid such a pattern this year.
Aside from my "big", more abstract goals, which don't change over time, in 2009 I specifically want to
- align with Power, Authority and Abundance
- find my inner peace
- journal three pages every morning (I already do that and want to continue)
- get my driver's license
- eat 100% low-fat raw vegan.
- go to bed early
- exercise much more or more intensively than now (what exactly is still unclear)
- become officially self-employed
- develop my blog (technique + content)
- build websites 1, 2, 3 and 4
- write eBooks 1, 2 and 3
- learn about internet marketing and SEO
- learn webdesign, php, maybe ruby
- learn latex
- learn to speak fluent English
- recover my rusty Spanish till it's fluent
- learn Russian
- create a Toastmasters club where I live (I wanted to join but there is none)
- create a local Personal Development club where I live
- write novels 1, 2 and 3
- write screenplays 1 and 2
- write my children's book
- improve my connection with the Universe / my spirit guides / my higher self
- develop my claircognizance
- meditate daily
- daily chakra cleansing
- daily kinesiology exercises
- learn energy healing
- learn massage
- meet my perfect dance partner and dance the most harmonious tango argentino
- take a bellydancing class
- take a streetfighting class
- make clay sculptures
- travel to Serbia
- travel to Estonia
I'd like to make Career my main focus for 2009. First, because I'm feeling a huge pressure to realize at last the ideas I'm having. I have all details in my head, I just need time to do it now. I feel that my work is needed and would be of great value for some people! I'm feeling so drawn to express myself creatively that I think I'll explode if I don't do it

And the second reason is that I'm dead broke and starving, and I hate jobs, so it would be awesome to have a way to earn money doing something I'm passionate about, and not something that makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
The health area is important too though. The three goals (low-fat raw, exercise, sleep) are one package, I cannot fail to exercise or fail to respect my sleep pattern, and stick with my diet. 2008 has taught me that it doesn't work. It's all or nothing. And it is damn difficult, so this will take a lot of energy.
Since I'll probably become self-employed in March or April, I could focus on health in January and February and then on my career?
Some goals contradict each other. For example the bellydancing class or the streetfighting class are late in the evening and thus collide with the early bird goal, so I'll skip them. Health is way more important than hobbies and socializing.
But there are still way too many left!
Help?