Arboretor, well, could you help me make this wish
See, the number 8 is lucky, success is fated
I don't need to donate, that's one Pal I will not Pay
While I'm willing to view [the site] I will not be baited
(apologies to the late Jim Croce; the foregoing is lame, but I've wanted to do this bad operator/Arboretor wordplay for some time now

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