To counter some of the seriousness within this thread, I submit the following:
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Originally Posted by Alfonso Crawford, and His Experiences at Summer-Camp Do not transport cactus via your own pants-pockets: you will likely have neither the time nor the patience you return your pants to a usable state, after you've taken the cactus where you intended to bring it—which, interestingly, you'll be able to do without pain. |
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Originally Posted by Alfonso Crawford, and His Experiences at Church Do not listen to metal, while leaving a church—even if you work there: the police will interrogate you, for it. |