Suicide, hmm, too bad you can not do a 30 day trial of that.
I do not want to ridicule anybody, Connoisuer, but this reminds me a a person I knew.
He had gone bad and out of luck. Out of serious luck. His life was like wearing clothes lined with spikes in the inside.
Committed suicide 3 times and......................
failed even in that. (those curve balls life trows at you, he!)
So just stay and hang out with us. Do small meaningless things and make a cartwheel every day for fun.