Holy Moly, that's a lot you came up with Bruceyberg. The last one is my favourite. And the authority one. Hahaha.
All I can think of is,
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A dog attacked Steve Pavlina's PDSP book—3 times.
The dog remains in denial about his need to take responsibility.
Oneness or not, loving cats is unnacceptable.
Between eat, wee on, hump and slobber on, the dog made a snap decision on what form of affection to show his favourite book.
He hadn't felt so complete since his puppy days - chew first, assume innocence later.
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