I am happy, glowing, and radiant. I am strong and vital with boundless energy. I stand straight and carry myself confidently. I am tidy and well-groomed. I am accepted and loved, and I am worthy of admiration. I am virtuous. I am a wonderful and attentive parent. I am productive and I pull my own weight. I have enough money to supply the needs of myself, my family, and my friends and to make a positive contribution to the world. I drink and smoke socially, but I prefer to be sober. I have an exciting and spicy sex life. I am able to remain peaceful and calm regardless of external circumstances.
Those are the ones I have been thinking about lately, anyways.