I wrote this letter and sent it...
Well, mine wasn't
exactly this letter, but it had the same kind of utterly misguided type of content.
Boy did I feel dumb after posting it!
My advice: print it out, roll it up and then use it to knock some sense into yourself!
I know you mean well, as did I, but trust me when I say: this is not the way.
Here's what I would send now:
"Hey you!
Wanna hang out some time?
x,
Jim."
That's all you need to say!