"Hey! You're cute. I wanted to come meet you."
Pick a random word and repeat ad nauseum while they look confused and eventually burst out laughing. Then introduce yourself.
Make eye contact and stick your tongue out at her like a little kid. She will usually do it back. At which point I get mad at her and challenge her to a fight while trash talking about how she is going down.
Tell her that she is your girlfriend for the next 5 minutes.
Look at a random object in the environment and start talking about it like it's the most awesome thing in the world - be passionate about the wall, the stool, the air etc.
Talk to all the people in the environment except the girl you are interested and tell them that you are about to hit on this girl and you want them to watch. It's a bonus if you get rejected and they all see because then you have more concrete proof that rejection doesn't matter.
Gibberish is always a winner.
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