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aKarma · 09-20-2008, 05:58 AM

O Sufferers!

Lately on this forum, the Almighty has received considerable defamation. A lot of unenlightened humans have posted about the questionable existence of this All-Loving Entity. For this reason, We have now been instructed to transmit the following message clarifying the nature of this Being.

God is simply 'Eternal Happiness'. It has been experienced by countless souls all over the Universe, as well as on this lowly planet named Earth. Their experience has been recounted in numerous books, and the path to the journey Home has been carefully mapped out for those seeking to tread. 'Eternal Happiness' is beyond the imagination of most of those reading this, especially the atheists. The godless simply reject the notion of the 'invisible' for it has not been proven by their mighty 'scientific method'...however they fail to realize that it will never be proven by science in the first place, as science studies the 'material' universe while the Higher Beings reside in the 'anti-material' universe...beginning with the astral planes and then beyond. Quantum Mechanics has made it to the point where the physical plane ends, and it cannot go further...it is the end of physics...in fact one of the smarter ones, namely John Von Neumann, has hypothesized it as the 'Catastrophe of Infinite Regress' which simply states that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle cannot be removed. What did I mean by that? Oh forget it, forget I even mentioned it...I doubt you'll understand what it means, I doubt you'll even try to find out what it means...although this is a forum for 'smart people', thats the last thing most of you are...this forum is more like a congregation of apes.

Most of you are here to find out how to make easy money. Its what rules the world now. They tell you slavery was abolished a long time ago, but you are still slaves...slaves to materialism. Most of you look forward to finding a well-paid job, living in a polluted city, and wearing a tie to work...my friends, that 'tie' you wear is not a phallic symbol as the freudians would say, its actually a symbol of a 'dog-leash'...it represents you enslaved. You won't see it though, it takes a well-developed imagination to recognize it...you wear it around your neck, and it drags you in and out of your monotonous life. You infest your public transport systems like rats, day in and day out.

Fear, Anger, Pride, Lust, Greed...the opposite of this is 'God'. It is the innocent laughter of a baby. It is Beethovens Ninth Symphony. It is the highest state of energy. It is the intellect of levity.

Some disconcerting news for you now: after you die, you will be projected on the astral where We will be waiting to meet you. Before you do this, please read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, and don't come unprepared.

Thank you.

09-20-2008, 05:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
aKarma Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Surrey, UK Posts: 38	Views from the Astral O Sufferers! Lately on this forum, the Almighty has received considerable defamation. A lot of unenlightened humans have posted about the questionable existence of this All-Loving Entity. For this reason, We have now been instructed to transmit the following message clarifying the nature of this Being. God is simply 'Eternal Happiness'. It has been experienced by countless souls all over the Universe, as well as on this lowly planet named Earth. Their experience has been recounted in numerous books, and the path to the journey Home has been carefully mapped out for those seeking to tread. 'Eternal Happiness' is beyond the imagination of most of those reading this, especially the atheists. The godless simply reject the notion of the 'invisible' for it has not been proven by their mighty 'scientific method'...however they fail to realize that it will never be proven by science in the first place, as science studies the 'material' universe while the Higher Beings reside in the 'anti-material' universe...beginning with the astral planes and then beyond. Quantum Mechanics has made it to the point where the physical plane ends, and it cannot go further...it is the end of physics...in fact one of the smarter ones, namely John Von Neumann, has hypothesized it as the 'Catastrophe of Infinite Regress' which simply states that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle cannot be removed. What did I mean by that? Oh forget it, forget I even mentioned it...I doubt you'll understand what it means, I doubt you'll even try to find out what it means...although this is a forum for 'smart people', thats the last thing most of you are...this forum is more like a congregation of apes. Most of you are here to find out how to make easy money. Its what rules the world now. They tell you slavery was abolished a long time ago, but you are still slaves...slaves to materialism. Most of you look forward to finding a well-paid job, living in a polluted city, and wearing a tie to work...my friends, that 'tie' you wear is not a phallic symbol as the freudians would say, its actually a symbol of a 'dog-leash'...it represents you enslaved. You won't see it though, it takes a well-developed imagination to recognize it...you wear it around your neck, and it drags you in and out of your monotonous life. You infest your public transport systems like rats, day in and day out. Fear, Anger, Pride, Lust, Greed...the opposite of this is 'God'. It is the innocent laughter of a baby. It is Beethovens Ninth Symphony. It is the highest state of energy. It is the intellect of levity. Some disconcerting news for you now: after you die, you will be projected on the astral where We will be waiting to meet you. Before you do this, please read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, and don't come unprepared. Thank you.