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Catholic Church Marquee: All dogs go to Heaven.
Presbyterian Church Marquee: Only humans go to Heaven. Read the Bible.
Updated Catholic Church Marquee: God loves all his creations. Dogs included.
Updated Presbyterian Church Marquee: Dogs don't have souls. This is not open for debate.
Updated Catholic Church Marquee: Catholic dogs go to Heaven. Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastor.
Updated Presbyterian Church Marquee: Converting to Catholicism does not magically grant your dog a soul.
Updated Catholic Church Marquee: Free dog souls with conversion!
Updated Presbyterian Church Marquee: Dogs are animals, there aren't any rocks in Heaven either.
Updated Catholic Church Marquee: All rocks go to Heaven.