I'm with Steve on this one... you might want to find out who's behind door C...
or even who's behind doors D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z...
Neither of these men seem to offer everything
you need to have in a LLMBR, so why settle for one of these two?
It's not like they are the last two men on earth! Lots and lots of cool guys out there!