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Originally Posted by aKarma

Okay you Enlightenment Seekers,

I have some thoughts being transmitted to me from the future which need to be "manifested" immediately (i love this word, 'manifested', ever since i've joined this forum) - A powerful entity has taken hold over my brain...it seems like the Egyptian God of Might, Horus, wishes to address the reading audience:

"O you Circuit I types, you are not going to be making it this time around...you baby-faced cowards are headed straight to Hell,

O you Circuit II macho-types, you are headed right behind them,

O you Circuit III bookworms, you are not getting any heavenly pleasures either...We might decide to save a few quantum physicists though, if We so desire,

O you Circuit IV ones, you make it a close decision for Us...We would recommend you, especially those with the big offices and the empty lives, to smoke some pot before you die,

O you Stoners and Shroomers, you shall be spared...if you reach Circuit VII, We will make sure you DONT stop laughing, that you NEVER stop laughing

And,...as a Special Gift to those brave ones who make it to Circuit VIII, We will make sure that your minds EXPLODE in a way you could have never imagined.

It will be worth EVERYTHING in the world...it will be worth DYING for!"

I suggest you start working on your own enlightenment.