Here's the secret to being funny:
don't try to be funny!
What I mean is this: whenever you say something with the
intention being funny, it will come out sounding awkward at best. Don't do that!
If something
is funny, just plain say it. Only then will it actually be funny.
That's all.
Ooh, and another thing: it's perfectly alright if you are the only person in the room who thinks something is funny. They can't all have your excellent sense of humor, can they?