This is a funny game!

ok, here's my ideal type:
- short, absolutely. Something like 1m72 or shorter (5'8'')
- stout. I don't know how you say that in english, I mean those people with broad shoulders, who are proportionally wide for their size. Like the dwarfs in WoW

- massive. I totally dig lots of muscle mass, but not the gym type of muscle, it needs to also have some fat on it.
- dark hair, black or very dark brown.
- either very long or very short hair.
- no beard.
- chest hair.
- body parts I need to find sexy: mouth, butt, hands.
- tattoos give me the ultimate kick.
I'm automatically attracted to such short, dark, massive guys. I notice them everywhere, even on the street, that's the ones I look at. Unfortunately none of my boyfriends has ever had
all of these characteristics.