You made me smile
It corresponds in my head with Steve's post about wealth ("how much money is really much?" question in particular). Many people are virgins and "hungry" and obsessed for years, and you come here and ask for advice. What advice?
It's if a millionaire comes here and says "hey guys, I need a million dollars, because I've just lost one, and I have only two, so I really-really need money!"
LOL
And congratulations! Advice? You don't need any