Originally Posted by Angela
He had a halo of brilliant white light completely surrounding his body, and I found that eye contact was impossible without searing my retinas. When he spoke, the ground shook beneath my feet, and the smoothie he bought me tasted like ambrosia. After I left him, I won $30 gambling and my boyfriend suggested we go shoe shopping at Manolo Blahnick's. It was a miracle.
Angela you're hilarious, I'm sitting here laughing really loudly now. You should write humorous speeches