[chiffonade]

Here's a clue, lady.

Men (and women, these days) earn their status. The vast, vast majority of men in this world have zero status, almost zero income, certainly zero influence, and are less respected by "general" society than you'll ever be.

All of those invisible people who come get your trash, mow your lawn, fix your roof, flip your burgers, ship your consumer widgets around behind the wheel of a big truck - they're all men, they all got a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal, but you know what the difference is between them and you?

They don't whine about their station in life. That's what makes them men. If you want to see what it's like being a man you can try that on for size, see how it fits you.