Amazing.
You've been left behind.
When the Rapture comes, maybe you'll want to leave a message for your friends who haven't been saved by accepting Jesus as their savior, either to say "I told you so" or if you're a kinder soul, to urge them to get on board real quick -- apparently there is a loophole that says you if you repent at the last minute, you can still get on the boat.
Well, now there is a website where you can leave such a message! And you know how they keep track of when the Rapture is here? There are six employees who log in every day. When three of them go too long (a few days) without logging in, the system assumes they've gone to Heaven and the Rapture is upon us. (from Clicked.)