OHH MAN, if I were president......... heheheh, they'd probably try to assassinate me, but things would change first
I'd get rid of most or all of the laws, get rid of the prisons, smash up the school systems and get some actually
wise people to get it to work. Anyone in any position of responsibility at all would have to prove that they have a sense of humour. Instead of brainwashing children, I'd force them to be educated about how to be spiritually well-adjusted. It'd be a spiritocracy -- the purpose and structure of the State would revolve around getting people to be happy.
Dude, they'd never let me within 100 miles of Washington.