Dude, I already told you that this model of yours doesn't hold up in my world very well... the women I know and like would not respond very well to it. I don't need it, or the Love Master 3000 or the flowers, for that matter, because you would need a crowbar to pry my girlfriend away from me - if you can at all.
My secret? It's called Just Being Who You Are - nothing beats that.
I admire your steadfastness, though. Keep it up!