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Originally Posted by Apple Eye  Perhaps someone should sell a device that calculates your significant other's level of interest and then alerts you when the numbers start hovering near the danger zone.  |
Lol. I can already see myself at work, blissfully unaware of danger until suddenly...
WHEEEEEOOOOEEEEEOOOOO
Oh no! It's my Love Master 3000 going off! Wife needs a fresh load of flowers - pronto! Risking my job and livelyhood, I run off to the florist to buy the biggest bouquet in the shop and arrive home just in time to keep her lovel interest leve from falling belong 50%!
Pfew!
I'll be out of a job tomorrow, but at least my trusty Love Master 3000 helped me keep my wife for a day longer.
When it comes to love. Don't. Take. Any. Chance! Buy the Love Master 3000 :P