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Originally Posted by realloc  Date your wife. Be a challenge. She initiates touching. Make a place away from her like the garage or live in separate houses. Say "I love you" a handful of times in your lifetime. |
That part made me LOL for a good 5 minutes.
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Originally Posted by realloc 49%: The point of no return. A guy can't raise her interest level above 50% again. One example of reaching this point is hearing "I need my space." |
I don't know about this one. I think it's a bit off. For instance, I'm a little more flexible. When I reach 47.3646567% level of interest it's all over. Also, for me this isn't necessarily the point of no return. You may be able to raise my interest level back up to 50% with bountiful offerings of custard tarts, cake, and chocolate. Triple-cheese pizza also works wonders. 2.4 tarts, 1 .1 slice of cake, 3 gourmet chocolates, and 1 large pizza, to be exact.
Perhaps someone should sell a device that calculates your significant other's level of interest and then alerts you when the numbers start hovering near the danger zone.
Sorry
I jest but I couldn't resist
