Yipes! I guess you needed that caffeine badly...
I just accept that good coffee takes a long time to make. Good coffee is the only kind I ingest. Consequently, through my joyous mood and anticipation of the best coffee I can get, and in good support for the law of attraction, Starbucks makes mine so fast, it's ready when I walk in the door, providing that they see me park my car....
That kind of service doesn't come from being a poopyhead, though.
I would not only apologize, I would lick her shoes and buy her a present.
Jennifer